Become my Vice...

new blog at www.veronicasvice.com/blog/

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we've moved locations

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http://veronicasvice.com/blog/

go there instead. it's still free, just prettier and less censored.

Heads Up

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Blogger is like all over the place, I prefer to use my own personal blog that way I know I'll never get flagged for spam. So don't forget to check it out, it's still free. And if my blogger account ever gets taken down, you still know where to find me :)

http://veronicasvice.com/blog/?nats=MC4wLjE2LjMwLjAuMC4wLjAuMA

Bert and the Red Giant

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watchin dr who

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love this song

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lost my bra

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Freak on a Leash

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Vlog

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Aaaaand we're back

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Today's been quite the day for fakers and hackers lol

here's a recent faker profile

this DUDE is pretending to be me and sending out pics in return for who knows what. People only fake for 3 reasons, they're crazy, they're pedophiles trying to lure out young boys pretending to be a young girl, or they want money. Nothing fun.

Please help me shut this shit down by clicking this link

http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ZGCCLL2SKBPVEJ6YLWLLMVPPZM

and the "report abuse" link I circled above in red. you'll have to login (or create) a yahoo account.

For everyone that helps I'm sending out a sexy photo set.

So

1. report abuse

2. screen capture the last page that will say "abuse reported"

3. email screen cap to veronicavice@gmail.com and get some free pics :)

xoxo
veronica

this will be me lol

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secretly.

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true fucking that. haha.

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ohai

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Bert Says Nom

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Bert goes to the Doctor

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old school

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chillen

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fan sign

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Veronica Vice Loves Regretful Morning by OnHerCam.tv

CONTEST TIME!!!

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And this idea was submitted from someone via twitter.

but first let's get to the prize. A 3 day pass to http://www.veronicasvice.com/

WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAT!!!???

Ya. 3 days to download as much shit as the download Gods will let you. I think there's a cap on per day stuff but im not sure what it is.

k so here are the tasks...

a) photoshop a picture with bert in it. make it hilarious. put him somewhere ridiculous like in a jungle hiding from a lion or something. put him in the background of a gang bang. use your judgment. remember he likes tits, booze and fish.

b) since its way hard to photoshop bert into a picture, i have to make the other option as difficult. since i get most of my membership sales from Twitter and Tumblr, RT or reblog 40 of my pics and vids from either of these two social networks. Yes. FORTY altogether. pics or vids only. i won't count it if you RT a quote that wasn't a picture. why? because the world does not need to be cursed with more veronica vice quotes flying around in cyberspace lol.

when you're done hit me up via email veronicavice@gmail.com i will tally your score.

two people win. one from task a) and one from task b)

first submissions win only there will be no second place.

i'll let you know when the contest has ended and a winner has been selected. it could be in an hour it could be a couple of days.

if we hurry you ll have a membership for a couple of my member chats!

xoxo,
vero

hai

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rep-re-sent haha

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xoxo

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Bert finds fish

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Bertman, Dark Knight, Defender of Gotham City, retires to his lair just before dawn.

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Bert Likes to Read

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Cum play with me in Viceland

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Most Annoying Article Ever

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http://news.menshealth.com/how-to-tell-if-her-breasts-are-fake/2011/07/12/?cm_mmc=Twitter-_-MensHealth-_-Content-MHNews-_-FakeBoobs

This article on how to tell if a girls tits are fake really offended me. Yeh, I get that I don't have fake tits, but that's because I'm far too much of a bitch to slice and dice my body for some dude. No regrets. But as a stripper I see girls getting fake tits every week because some asshole told them they need to.

So these same assholes that are telling girls its NOT OKAY to have small tits are also making fun of them because they have implants? Are you fucking kidding me?

GRRR...

Bert Booze Ninja

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Bert Gets Dressed

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o-m-g

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ughhh i so want these!!!!!

http://www.tipthegirl.com/products-page/shoes/7-uv-activated-nerd-slide/

sup sup vero vice here

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so i ve decided that im going to go renew my strippers license tomorrow morning. it wont be fun, since its a government building it has government hours. so lame. i ll just stay awake until open then i guess. Hooray. uhhh. its like school only worse.

anyways. so im back in toronto this week, im not sure if im going to hit up the sticks to dance next week again, i guess it all depends on how busy it is here this week. its easy and fast money because there aren't many dancers out in the boonies and the 19 year old boys have nothing better to do than get titties in their face on a boring tuesday night lol. but still, the town is full of degenerates who since the place consists of 90 people have never had to speak to anyone they're not related to, and therefore are worse than pimped out strippers on crack to talk to. if i go it means i can't hit the gym, the nail salon or even starbucks really. okay, well maybe i ll take the risk and venture out in the wild for starbucks, but you see my point. the total plus to going out of town to dance is that it's a fun club, i have nothing to do but work, and i lose a tonne of weight from surviving off of cheese strings and red bull for a week straight. note to self: next time bring a kettle.

i mean The House has high speed internet, so other than dance and webcam my life away i dont really do much anyway. still though, i would miss the gym. i suppose i could go one day the three days im there. but i dont know, i could bring weights too.. free weights. sigh.

hmmm. oh so i recently had a bit of girl drama thats more or less over now. this chick has just always been so rude to me and im sure its nothing personal and more of a "shes just that way with everyone" type thing. but i got so sick of it. she would talk shit about me to our mutual friends then i d have to hear it. like she says she never said she was disgusted when i started dancing but she told our pornstar friend she wanted to host an intervention. lol thanks Dr. Save-A-Ho. Lol imagine that as a tv show? dr save a ho? it'd be like dr who only with girl fights in mud puddles and ripped bras. lol. anyways back to my point, if you tell a pornstar stripping offends you, obviously the pornstar is going to be offended lol. its the same industry, only porn is slightly more hardcore so of course our pornstar friend called me up first thing and told me the play-by-play. anyway, i was over the top offensive to her so i dont think she'll ever annoy me again which is kickass because that's what i want. honestly it was just bad timing. i just got back from the epicenter or unsocialized persons and i was at my limit for obnoxiousness. besides i ve been really nice to like, everyone for the last year and i feel like that makes people take advantage of the niceness and its good to be like "Fuck Off" once in a while. and i mean the only reasons why i m happy and nice to everyone even when they're annoying as fuck (read: Customs, Bus Stop Lady, this chick) is because i just don't care enough. when i go home my life is back to sunshine and butterflies so why do i care if someone has such a miserable life that they walk around with a stick up their ass? i dont. instead of caring about that shit, i concern myself with catching up on the boy on boy action on Torchwood. muuuuch more important to me lol.

anyways y'all bert just made THE BEST VIDEO EVER. i must go upload now.

xoxo
vero

Reason #5 to join www.veronicasvice.com

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bewbs

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Geekin Out

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Veronica Vice MK by OnHerCam.tv

teaser vid

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Veronica Vice Teasing Outside by OnHerCam.tv

moar bert on the beach

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im texting while bert rests after his long swim

Bert on the Beach

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Bert Gets Chased by Cow

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video stills

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more old school stuffs

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bert

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uh my head! i am so hungover

bert in bed hungover

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Bert Loves The Rocket Launch... A Lot

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Bert Goes Grocery Shopping

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me and bert on the beach

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old pic from when i was 18 hehe

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video stills

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camming

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dont forget

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to click the +1 button on the bottom of my posts. it just helps me for google searches and i ll love you long time.

xoxo
vero

practice makes perfect

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bert in the bath

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girl drama

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so the other day this girl i've done shoots with before and stuff blogs about how she hates that some girls copying all of her stuff. the chick rips my stuff off ALL of the time so i was like "oh gawd i know how that feels, whose copying you?" like not catty i was legit wondering who was ripping her off. so she doesn't post my comment then tweets some bullshit related to it and im like OH WOW she thinks its me! LOL

she copies me SO much once she asked me what i was doing for my easter theme and i replied sarcastically "oh i dont know fucking a carrot" so now if you google her name and "carrot"...

I started dancing and she made it clear how disgusted she was, but then she took up pole dancing classes at flirty girl fitness. Lol what a nerd. "I hate strippers but I'm gonna dance around pretending I was one"

anyways. :P she's lame. its insane her ego is so intense she thinks im trying to copy her. her recent pics are so intensely photoshoppped her face is a different colour than her body :P and her ratings suck. she talks a lot of shit about how she's so great but her blogs rated like 1.2 million or something. plus she doesn't go nude or make money ~~from a solo site~~, so what's the point? narcissism?

sigh. girls are so shitty. its so hard to meet normal girlfriends. at least guy friends have cooler interests anyways. i ll take video games over shopping any day.

xoxo
vero

i know its late but it took a while to get approved

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Veronica Vice July 4 Video by OnHerCam.tv

fresh out the shower

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if your life sucks seek counselling, i'm a stripper babe im less qualified and much more expensive than a therapist

Bert On a Fence

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supsup

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ah first night in new town was fun times. its all young drunk guys. military and peeps traveling. was good. different vibe. like faster music and more of a party crowd. normally i would turn up my nose at a lower end club advertising $3.50 beer on Tuesdays, but to be honest i had fun and made really awesome money for a tuesday. And the drinks were so expensive, like more than at my home club and I thought those prices were high. No wonder they have drink deals lol.

what else, what else. you can't take off your panties which is kinda nice. some dude tried to touch my pussy last night and was blocked by my panties lol. i ll have to be more careful tonight if i wear lace instead of pvc, but last night i was like ahhh fuck it, these panties are pervin-proof. he kinda realized the futility of trying to touch my snatch and gave up. even better! hahaha. but that guy was my worst guy, and he wasn't that bad. just drunk and being a loud drunk dude lol. least he was a happy drunk lol. the other guys i had were both blonde and young and kinda ripped. one even chewed gum so i wouldnt be assaulted by vodka breath. i was rather impressed. when i think of young drunk guys i think of guys at the nightclub being aggressive and scary. but last night anyway everyone was respectful and polite.

so i changed into all three of my outfits last night lol. i dont know why. i wasn't happy with one i had to change a hundred times. so today since i had nothing left to wear i went shopping and they had $5 bras at la senza!! nice ones too. i felt like a panty fiend. a PANTY FIEND!!!! mauahahhahahahah

k my moms coming to starbucks to talk about some small claims case she has over her car mechanic. im excited to hear it.

wo0o0o0ot. catch y'all soons :)

xoxo

Bert likes his cadbury buttons

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Berts drunk. Again.

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ahha

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we love philknowsbest.com

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last year

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uhhh i want to be that thin again lol.

holy noodles i have too much fun with this blog lol

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bert likes ice cream

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cause its cold.

like his heart.

bert window shopping at the liquor store.

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dr who quote

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I'm a hermit.

A hermit with friends?

Uhh ya, hermits united.

Bert went outfit shopping today

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I told him to not wear everything at once, but he won't listen to me.

cuddle time

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Bert Running Away from A Cow

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Bert Making Out with His Froggie "Friend"

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My Site Vid

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Veronica Vice Launching Soon! by OnHerCam.tv

Promo Vid

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Veronica Vice's Naughty HD! by OnHerCam.tv

Oldschool

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Veronica Vice on the Beach by OnHerCam.tv

Bert the Motion Picture

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oldies

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Black Bras and Tiny Tits

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Veronica Vice Strips and Plays with Her Tiny Titties by OnHerCam.tv

Hey :)

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Veronica Vice Dancing Sexy by OnHerCam.tv

oldie but bigger format

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Veronica Vice Playing by OnHerCam.tv

Playing Outside

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Veronica Vice Flashing Tits Outside by OnHerCam.tv

cum with me

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ps

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when you're surfing my blog can you please click the +1 icon below? I'll love you long time ;)

xoxo,
vero

vlog

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bert at airport

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bert

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bert and ernie @ airport

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pre-school vice

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me as a baby, grabbing at my crotch already... it was destiny, i was either going to be a rapper or a solo girl lol

bert celebrating canada day

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bert at dinner

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vlog

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Get MONAY

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home from work

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believe it

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bert doing laundry

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Bert being a menace at the apple store

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haha.

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stats for www.veronicasvice.com

Based on internet averages, veronicasvice.com is visited more frequently by females who are in the age range 25-34, have no children, received some college education and browse this site from work

well hay sexae ladies ;)

tits.

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swag

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just got home from work.

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ughghghghghghg!!!!!!!!!! LOVE

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