1. shes giggling. girls dont giggle when guys arent in the room. when guys arent around we laugh. laugh our faces off. like the snorting, spilling our drinks falling over type laughing. there is no giggling, so if shes going "te hehehehe" she wants to hit it.
2. eye contact. we dont stare deep into the eyes of the fat cab driver, trust me. so if she's gazing into your eyes she wants yooooo penisss
3. she asks questions... shes trying to keep you talking until you ask for her digits. or maybe shes still trying to figure out if youre cool, either way there's interest.
4. she touches your arm. duh.
5. shes asks "so... what are you doing this weekend?" thats aka for... lets chill.
well put mama
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ReplyDeleteSigns he wants to drop your pants
ReplyDelete1. He's a dude who isn't into other dudes. This is pretty much all there is to it. The rest are surplusage.
2. He tries to make awkward small talk with you when there's a ballgame on he would rather be watching.
3. He's wearing mesh.
4. He says you have beautiful eyes. Same concept as for the gals, really, cuz unattractive gals probably have beautiful eyes too, but we wouldn't know.
5. He offers a back rub. He's hoping the shirt comes off for a "better back rub", and then hoping the rest eventually follows.
6. You regain consciousness in the trunk of his car.
7. He's a good Christian boy over the age of 16 and he tries to put a ring on you, for real. He's looking to get in your pants, but also looking for you to do his laundry, dishes, houseleaning, etc. plus squat out about half a dozen kids.
lmfao at 3, 6 and 7.
ReplyDeleteinteresting point 2. i always make eye contact!!!
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